Face-Slapping Guide

ALL YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT FACE SLAPS

WHAT IS A FACE SLAP?

It is the loud, smacking impact of a flat hand to a cheek, which -depending on the power- does result in a red cheek combined with a burning pain, as well as seeing stars. Such a faceslap can also lead to a second long shock, which includes a short paralysis of the nervous system. Those who were slapped in the face are often rubbing their cheek to ease the burning feeling which is caused by the rushing blood in the cheek.

WHAT KIND OF FACESLAPS CAN BE SEEN?

THERE IS THE ‘LEFTHANDED FACESLAP’

It is especially mean, because usually a hit on the left side is assumed, but the faceslap of a left-handed person results in a hit on the right side. A left-handed persons faceslap is more difficult to avoid and block, because it is not expected.

THEN THERE IS THE ‘TWO HANDED FACESLAP’

Both hands hit both cheeks at the same time. (Also called ‘doppelter Ohrenschlag’ in german).

THE ‘LEFT-RIGHT FACESLAP’

Two face-slaps which are executed very quick, one on the left cheek, on on the right cheek (mostly with the same hand).

THE ‘BACKHANDED FACESLAP’

This kind of faceslap is executed with back of the hand, mostly used in the left-right faceslap. The advantage is that both hits do have about the same intensity, because both were done with the same hand.

THE ‘BLITZ FACESLAP’

Like a Blitzkrieg the Blitz faceslap is very quickly done. It is also very surprisingly.

THE ‘SLINGSHOT FACESLAP’

A faceslap which has such force to throw the person who was hit to the ground or if the difference in height between the slapped and the slapper is very big, e.g. a 6’3” tall and 210lbs weighing woman is slapping a 5’3” tall and 130 lbs weighing man or youth. Such kind of face-slaps are especially embarrassing.

THE ‘SPORTS FACESLAP’

A faceslap which is done by the sportswoman (or man) himself to push themself even more.

THE ‘HOLLAND FACESLAP’

A faceslap which does not only leave red marks on the skin, but also blue lines surrounding the red marks. It occurs when the hitting hand is completely closed and the faceslap has such a force that there are also some effusion of blood.

THE ‘GRABBERS FACESLAP’

A faceslap which is done because of a not allowed grabbing, e.g. of a woman by a man. Mostly used at the work in the office, at the pool, in the pub or disco. In the pool or sauna it is especially painfull (look at: wet faceslap).

THE ‘WET FACESLAP’

Either the slapping hand or the receiving cheek is wet (or both). Especially painfull.

THE ‘MEGA FACESLAP’

The hand of the slapper is especially big. Due to that the receiving area is bigger, which results in a bigger force of the slap. The skin does get more reddish as well.

THE ‘MISSED FACESLAP’

Not often seen. If a person who should be hit, ducks under the striking hand and another one standing behind is hit. The impact is also more powerfull because the hand has a longer way to the target. The surprise is for all people involved especially big. Mostly the first missed person also receives his faceslap, often even more violently.

THE BIG FACESLAP

The red imprints can be seen longer than 10 minutes.

THE ‘RINGING FACESLAP’

Either a very loud clapping faceslap caused by a big hand or due to a big room like a gym.

THE ‘MONTENEGRO FACESLAP’

A faceslap by a very big and/or tall woman who is paid for slapping other faces.

THE ‘WATSCHEN’

This is the bavarian expression for a faceslap.

The fox-trot two left, one right.

WHY IS THE SKIN AFTER A FACESLAP BURNING AND WHY IS THERE A RED IMPRINT ON THE SKIN?

Due to the impact of the hand on the cheek the blood is being pressed away and pours back into those veins again. This pouring back is causing the burning feeling of the skin. It is also responsible for the red imprints of the hand on the skin, which can be seen proportional to the force of the slap (differs between some minutes for a light slap and several days for a hard faceslap). When hit very hard the skin will turn lighter at the points of the biggest force and there will also be seen blue lines surrounding the red imprint of the hand. Those imprints can be seen several days especially at spots like the neck or cheek of youths.

THE PSYCHOLOGIC OF A FACESLAP

We will limit this to the face-slaps which were done by a woman to men. First of all it is embarrassing for a man to get a slap of a woman, especially a faceslap in the public. When the slap causes other people to look and watch it is even worse because the red cheek cannot be hided away from the other people. Also the burning feeling is not limited to the outside of the cheek, but also inside in the soul of the slapped man.

THE BIOMECHANIC OF THE FACESLAP

The effectiveness of a faceslap depends on those factors:

The mass of the arm of the slapping person, e.g. the bigger and more muscled the arm and the wrist of the slapping person (Powerlifter, volleyball player, masseuse) is, the more effective is the faceslap.

THE SPEED OF THE SLAP AT THE IMPACT

The faster the hitting hand is the harder is the impact on the skin. Overall the best slappers should be sportswomen of those sports: Volleyball, shot-putting, diskus throwing, javelin.

THE SIZE OF THE HAND

A bigger palm and longer fingers will result in bigger hit amount of the skin and in a more effective face-slap. The most effective and painful face-slaps should be provided by tall women who have bigger hands than smaller women.

THE LENGTH OF THE ARM

If the arm is longer it will result in a longer way of acceleration and so in a harder slap.

The difference in size of the slapper and the slapped.

A slap being done by a tall woman to a smaller man should have a longer way in acceleration and be more effective. This makes e.g. basketball playing women (long arms, tall) good face-slappers.

THE WIDTH OF THE SHOULDERS

The power for a faceslap depends mostly on the power of the shoulders. Due to this fact women who have a broad and muscled back and shoulders should be the best faceslappers over all, e.g. powerlifting women, swimmers, rowing women….

Get you ever face slapped by a woman? What was the matter and what you felt after the slap? You are a woman who has face slapped somebody? What was the matter and what was the reaction of the other? Did you ever slapped so hard that there was a clear handprint visible? Or have you seen a face slapping action? We are looking for authentic face slapping experiences ( no fantasy ). Send it to us by eMail.